I used to get high for a living,

believing everything that I saw on my TV

You know what? I’m going on a trip too, Scott. It, uh, starts in Narnia. It works it’s way up to candyland, and then, hey, congratulate me, because I’m the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts! Expelliarmus!

I don't need to go to a heart doctor.
I drink every day, I sleep three hours every night,
and I have multiple sex partners.
I'm doing everything right.

My mind ain't where I left it last
I got an F in class; in fact, eff this class!

Super size, large fries, big mac, coca cola; Go on man, pick your poison: Speed, weed, ecstacy, LSD. Man, it don't bother me cos we're all on something. Caffeine, cigarettes, alcohol. You know I'm clawing at the walls trying to get my fix, Prozac, ADD tablets, coke, smack...

Escape, can't wait all trying to get away from this place man that we're feeling. Can't deal, can't feel what's real, all trying to conceal all this time we're stealing. No doubt, the route you're on, can't find the clout that you've been needing. 'Til then my friend you must contend with the monster that you're feeding

Mom and Dad! I smoke weed
Mom and Dad! I do blow
Mom and Dad! I take E
Mom and Dad! I bang hoes
Oh Mom and Dad! I sniff paint
I've been bad! I drink 'gnac
Don't be mad please! I jerk off
Mom and Dad! I smoke crack

Don't do drugs

Without me

Baby Dave,

there are,
so many hours in the day
i know i've got work to do but hey
my will to move or even use my brain
is weathered by eternal english rain

It would be loud; of that he was sure.

growing up in aberdeen .. there was a lot of logs
and trees
and a lot of trees
well, trees came before logs, right?
a lot of trees getting cut down and there's a lot of people whose lives revolve around trees getting cut down and now the trees are all gone and they wanna go after the last trees and there's some angry people there..

Oh pardon me sir, it's the furthest from my mind
I'm just lookin' for a dear, dear friend of mine
I'm waiting for my man

He's never early, he's always late
First thing you learn is you always gotta wait
I'm waiting for my man

The best art draws you into its own world, so Kurt built his own world.

mega rabiosos del otro lado del monitor qeriendonos meterrrrrrrrrr para agarrarlo al otro del cuello y destrozarlo,

“Thank you all for coming, you’ve been a wonderful audience. Have a safe ride home, remember not to drink and drive, remember to vote, remember not to J walk, remember not to take drugs when in the company of a minor or in front of narcotics officers”
My little, cute congressman, happy birthday!

I don't know if they're aware of how much they suck

I was looking at myself in the mirror.
Uh-huh?
I wish I had a pot.
You were lookin' in the mirror and you wished you had some pot? 

I have to go powder my nose

Kurdt

"Everything I do is an overly conscious and neurotic attempt at trying to prove to others that I am at least more intelligent and cool than they think,"

...

Can't speak a word 

when you're full of 'ludes
Say you'll be all right 

come tomorrow
But tomorrow 

might not be here for you

You realize of course that we could never be friends.

Why not?

What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.

That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.

No you don't.

Yes I do.

No you don't.

Yes I do.

You only think you do.

You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?

No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.

They do not.

Do too.

They do not.

Do too.

How do you know?

Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.

So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?

No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.

What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?

Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.

Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.

I guess not.

That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.

but right now, everything you want is wrong,
and right now, all your dreams are waking up, 
and right now, I wish I could follow you... 
to the shores
of freedom
where no one lives